leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(via jjals)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

(via telapathetic)

  • how to prepare for exams: cry

sylvehun:

holy shit

(via ricehemmings)

earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

gaymommy:

a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.

(via telapathetic)

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

(via full-metal-gamer)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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(via sarahdotcalm)